Day 78 - Food lists and goth girls

Facebook has a new application thingy, "100 foods to try before you die". Friends proudly proclaim how many of the global delicacies from the list they have sampled. It all seems very competitive. 

It is rather like blokes tallying the number of women they have nailed. I guess food lists are more tasteful. 

What about a list of 100 women you should sleep with before you die. Far more relevant to the my fellow blokes. Aspirational too. 

I reckon it would look something like this:

(1) A "D" list celebrity. You know the kind, "Kazzer" the morning host on Masterton's XFM. Great voice, but chunky in real life.

(2) A goth girl. Preferably in a cemetery, but the back bedroom of a skanky university flat is acceptable.

(3) Your mate's sister. Just don't tell your mate. Or do, if you feel like getting punched.

(4) Any French girl. Looks don't matter here. Its all in the accent. Indeed for most of the list, looks don't matter, its an aspirational experiences list. 

(5) Any of your ex's close friends. Awkward and messy, nevertheless excellent.

And so on. Obviously some women will view this as a very sexist list. The annoying feminist is number 78 on the list. Only for the enthusiast.